Probalby the first time I've ever been mad at Newgrounds. I really like this place, but from no where reviews are being held up to bizzare standards.

I frequently make fun of my real life friends for being overly critical and mean spirited in there reviews. I, on the other hand, usually take reviews pretty seriously.

But today I logged only to find some of my reviews are getting deleted by (apparently) a newgrounds robot.

I see a wealth of "Lol, this is some of teh awesome 4 sure" style reviews. I think it's fucked up that positive reviews never get deleted no matter how shallow they are.

Apparently, if you follow the rules to the letter, you really can't ever say somthing is bad. Your stuck somewhere between "could of rocked more" and "oh man, this rocked". I'm surpised were even left with the ability to vote something out of the database. Your never allowed to say in a review that somthing is below newgrounds standards. Your forbiden to imply blams are justified.

Kind of wierd guys... kind of wierd.

Oh, and I might be wrong here. But if a man wants more tentacles in his flash animation, what's so non-constructive about saying "needs more tentacles"?

I'm not as young as I used to be, usually I know I'm being an ass. Perhaps I need to hit 30 before I see what's wrong with wanting more tentacles, but in my late 20's and it seems like a perfectly legitimate request to me.

P.S. Some of the above is meant to be funny, so if anything seems too off the wall, please forgive me.